honestly what the hell
dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower
i just want to be warm and massaged and cuddled and to have neck tickles and my hair played with, then to be bent over and eaten out.
I’m still waiting.
sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you